And now, your moment of bliss
Before there was The Master there was...The Scooter.
Phil Rizzuto, on why he did not sign one of the big contracts the Pasquel Brothers were passing out in 1946, as part of their effort to turn the Mexican League into a third major league:
"It was a time when you couldn't get butter, your couldn't get stockings, you couldn't get a girdle. Not that Cora needed a girdle."