AAAAAHHH! My eyes! My eyes!
I hesitate to put this image on my blog. If you like shotguns, you might want to cover your eyes and skip to the text below the image. Ready?
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That's the "Impala Plus GP28A00CU Plus Urban 12GA. 3" 28" CT-5 Color Synthetic Shotgun". I can only presume that Picasso dumped his palette of paints out of an upper window, and they fell on a passing hunter carrying his shotgun at the wrong place and time. Ye gods and little fishes! Would any self-respecting duck or grouse dare to fly - let alone try to land - within a good country mile of that neon-glowing thing?